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I
refuse to let them win…
With the
recent news that yet another terrorist plot has been thwarted,
I am happy to report that I have taken on a new attitude about
the whole thing… I don't give a rat's patoot anymore.
As I was
laying out last night in my hot tub, trying to catch a glimpse
of "falling stars" from the ongoing Perseids meteorite shower,
my wife mentioned that she had just heard that you would no
longer be able to carry liquids of any kind in your carry-on
luggage when you fly, because of the recent plot they broke
up this week.
"That's
nice," was all I could think of to say, as my eyes strained
to pierce the too-light city sky that was keeping me from
seeing any shooting stars.
As I saw
my first light trail out of the corner of my eye, I realized
that I had not thought about terrorism all month, in fact,
almost hardly at all in the past year. It occurred to me,
that since the days following 9-11, I had not really felt
threatened, and for the most part, never gave it much of a
thought, even while visiting New York City a year ago.
While
I am certainly aware of the growing number of terrorists in
the world, and their intention to wreak havoc upon all Westerners,
I just don't think about it seriously. Here's why. I realize
that the chances of being killed by a terrorist for the average
American citizen living outside of key metro cities like New
York, London, and Madrid, are about the same as having a fragment
of a meteorite land on me in my hot tub some clear, dark night.
It is just mathematically improbable.
But here
we are, five years later, and every minor thug that is arrested,
every plot to blow up a plane or a tunnel or a train that
is foiled or carried out, propagates a massive rash of reports
from the news channels, filled with experts like former terror
czar Richard Clark, reminding us that we are not safe in a
million different ways, from the threat of terror.
Our ports
and borders are vulnerable. Our tunnels are vulnerable. Our
airports are still vulnerable. Our building, libraries, public
offices and mass transit vehicles are all vulnerable.
They are
vulnerable for one very good reason…WE ARE NOT WILLING TO
LIVE LIKE CRIMINALS IN A JAIL OF OUR OWN MAKING!!!
When we
continue to over-react to the threat of terrorism, the terrorists
win. When we continue to spend billions of dollars a week,
to fight an idiotic battle to free people who will never understand
what real freedom is about (as in not killing one another
over religion), the terrorists win.When
we continue to place the entire country under a variable system
of terror alerts, when the likelihood of a terror strike in
any place but major metro areas is completely unlikely, the
terrorists win.
I will
no longer play this game. I will no longer acquiesce when
asked to give up my right to ignore the terrorists of the
world.
I am FAR
more likely to die from an accident, ranging from traffic
to household falls to drowning (including my hot tub) if the
stats are correct. In 2004, that last complete year of statistics,
there were more than 263,000 accidental deaths in the United
States. If I have an accident and don't die right away, there
is a reasonable chance that my hospital stay may kill me,
as more than 93,00 people died last year due to erroneous,
deadly infections they contracted while staying in a hospital.
In the
past 5 years, there have been fewer than 5,000 people killed
WORLDWIDE by terrorist attacks, unless you count the hundreds
of thousands of people who have died at the hands of rebels
in Africa, and we almost never pay attention to that region
of the world.
You simply
have to ask yourself, "Why would terrorist attack me here
in ______ (insert your home town)?" The simple reality, is
that unless you live one of the obvious targets of terror,
namely a large, universally recognized urban city that is
known to be an icon for Western civilization, the answer is,
"There is no reason…I should stop worrying…oh look! Did I
just see another shooting star?"
Even for
those of you who live in major, urban "target cities," the
statistics are on your side. Take into account that the 3,000
that died on 9-11, were part of a city that has almost 3 million
people moving in and out of it every single day. The same
with London. The same with Madrid. You are far more likely
to be killed by a taxi (driven by a foreigner) than you are
by a terrorist, no matter what the color of the "Terrorist
Alert Warning" is on any given day.
I am not
happy about the new flight regulations. I am not happy that
it will make my wait and travel experiences all the longer
and unpleasant. I am not happy that I will have to pay the
airlines for water, because I can't bring my own. I am not
happy that I have to pack all of my toiletries in my check-in
luggage, as I have had some bad experiences with the condition
the security folks have left my bags after checking them out.
Most of
all, I am not happy that once again, a group of insane, extremist,
scum-buckets who plotted for years to bring down a couple
of planes with a suicidal explosion of combustible liquids,
while being caught, are still altering the lives of millions
of travelers and increasing the instability of the world in
one more way.
Screw
'em! I am not going to play the game. If a terrorist wants
me…send him over. But, tell him to bring his swim trunks…I'll
be in the hot tub, ignoring him and the latest terror index
reports.
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