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The
problem with kids today…
This
weekend, I saw the "Y" generation up close and personal, and
I came away feeling used, abused and depressed.
In
the mid-90s I took my older daughters (then in their mid-teens)
to "Lollapalooza," the brainchild of "Jane's Addiction" leader,
Perry Ferrell. At the time, it was touted as the "X Generation's"
answer to "Woodstock." It was a one-day event, with 15 "name
bands" from the alternative rock scene, and was a standard
festival concert format. Each band was allotted a 45-minute
set on the main stage. There were tons of people and not much
blatant commercialism. Just a lot of music with a huge stage
and equally huge sound system on the infield of a horse track.
This
was also my first exposure to a new form of music fan, the
professional "Mosh Pit" athlete. This new contingent appeared
to be there for no other reason than to smack one another
around, crowd surf and stage dive, with seemingly little interest
in what was being played on stage. Entertaining, but distracting
to the main reason we were attending; the music.
Cut
ahead 10 years...and my current crop of teenage daughters
and I attending the "Vans Warped Tour." This one-day "celebration
of Modern Punk," was nothing short of a huge convention of
the disenfranchised, trying to justify their unique pathos,
with corporate sponsorship and iconoclastic greed.
This
is the first "music event" where the stage areas, including
the main stage and seven surrounding secondary stages were
dwarfed by the area dedicated to the booths of sponsors, merchandise
tents and massive "Anti-corporate" nonprofit corporation booths.
Rage against the machine indeed.
From
headliners "Yellow Card," "Bad Religion," "Story of the Year"
and "New Found Glory," to a massive list of "never-to-be-heard-from-again-real-punk-bands-with-angry-sounding-names-and-even-angrier-sounding-singers,
the line-up seemed bored to be there, and barely able to sustain
enough honest energy to last their entire 30 minute sets.
Thirty whole minutes…each…and in most cases it was about twenty-five
minutes too long. If I hear one more, out of tune, "angry,"
3-chord (almost always in E or G), machine-gun rhythm rant
about how "shitty" life is, I swear I will kill
someone.
What
was most disturbing was the sea of "unique" but all the same
kids in their black (it was 85 degrees for Christ sake) t-shirts,
long shredded pants, painted hair, pierced faced, multi-tattooed
bodies, in high socks and work boots…all milling around like
lemmings, while the "artists" and mosh athletes flailed on
stage. There was no real emotion. No real vibe. And, no real
reason to be there, except to say that you were there…
Call
me a fogy. Call me a fuddy-duddy longing for the days when
a festival was about the music, making new friends and railing
against the status quo. But, in the hundreds of concerts I
have attended and played as a musician and concert promoter,
I have never seen a place so bereft of honest emotion or artistic
purpose.
As
one honest "punk-star-wanna-be" said from the stage, "hey…fuck
you guys…I already have your money…I'm just here for another
13 minutes, and then I can get out of this shit hole." It
was a phrase that stuck with me the entire day. To use his
vernacular, F**k the new "alternative" punk scene.
The
grandest irony of all, was that a great number of the songs
being screamed this day, were about the prevalence of corporate
greed, the selling out of America, and government being out
to take away all of your freedom. For most, the message was
lost in a wave of apathy that ran deep and thick, like the
matted hair of the performers being baked by the stage lights
in the hot mid-afternoon sun. But for those few who raised
their hands at the right moments in righteous indignation
to scream "right on! Corporations Suck!" I wanted
to yell back..."take a look at where you are!"
I
am going to find a concert that will leave my daughters with
a something worth remembering… it may be a futile search these
days, but I can't let the "Warped" be it. The only thing Warped
about this show was the misguided sense that anything there,
or anyone who attended, mattered for more than ten seconds
after the admission price exchanged hands. No wonder this
generation is lost, aimless and without leadership. Their
entire future is for sale…($38 plus tax, parking and $8 slices
of pizza)
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